Terror

So for a while now I've been hearing scratches on my wall next to my bed at night (which is usually the only time I'm ever home). I've got a few theories on what is going on.

Theory Number 1:

A worm hole opened up underneath my bed. That is not all though.



This jerk is scratching around for cookies through the worm hole and hitting my wall. It would also explain all the cookie crumbs in my bed. I don't eat cookies in the bed and neither does my dog.

Theory Number 2:

There is a tag-team special going on.

This jerk stares at my dog through the window and drives her crazy by day.



And this jerk runs up side of my house closest to my room and makes me think something is in my room to get me.

I can't figure it out.