Emergency

Last night was a night to remember because of one thing... balls.

Anyway I was hanging out with my buddy Chris. He picked up his friends Bailey and Thomas and went to a show at the Black Box in Orlando. We walked around a bit and Bailey and Thomas wandered off into the city. They later sent Chris a picture message of them on a Lynx bus going to the mall. Chris and I went to the show and we hung around, forever I might add. The show didn't start until 9 when it was supposed to start at 6 or 7. Saw some good friends I don't see often met some new people I would not like to see again. Then I met a rat. Not just any ordinary rat. This rat had the most monster balls I have ever seen in my life. If you had made the rat the same size as a human, then the rats balls would be the size of a basketball. I wish my phone wasn't dying or I wish I had a camera to take a picture of it because it was crazy. To get a mental picture for you rat havers/lovers flip your rat on to his/her stomach and put two of the bigest almonds you have on your rat's crotch region and image that there is some skin around it and thats about the size.


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